I love and hate vacation

Tomorrow we get on an airplane with a not-quite two-year old. Do you see why I both love and hate vacation?

I'm beat and I have GOT to shave my legs and find the boy's birth certificate before I can go to bed. 5 a.m. is going to come early. I'll see you kids in a week. Be good, have fun, and don't get thrown in the pokey, k?