I wanna win (but if I don't it was fun)

Here are my entries for this contest as mentioned here.

It's them or me, baby. I choose me.

Don't tell the boy that Moe has been playing with bear! Bear is a "don't have to share" toy!

p.s. - I did it by myself. J didn't help. But then, if you are at all familiar with his work, you probably already guessed that!